So I guess it's that time of the year, when you know, "ya gotta break up with your boyfriend". I mean Britney just did, and so did Reese...
So what do we wear to our own pity party?
First few weeks:
You should start with an eye sore like this.
These pajamas should have enough prints and colors to keep anybody at a safe distance from you, and leave you enough alone time to mourn and heal.
This will help you realize who your real friends are (the ones that stick around even if you're wearing something like this, and that understand your mood swings).
When you start to feel a little better you can slip into something with a positive message:
That's probably as positive as you can get, but don't worry, it will get better.
And for the day when you think you are ready to get your head out of the house again, you can start throwing the garbage out in something like this.
It spells break up still, but it's clearly a step in the right direction.
Don't forget the ice-cream
And a dozen of good movies.