I have to say that I am very hurt by the rumors that have been circulating this past week...
So hurt that I am not even going to talk about deals.
So hurt that I am not even going to name a new winner of the Hana flat iron.
Why am I hurt you ask? Why? Why???
This is why!
Sure we are both white, sure we both have a blond tail... but that's where the similarities end.
The next person that comes up to me and tells me they've seen me on TV...
THAT'S NOT ME!!!
I mean look at the ears... and I weigh about one third of this guy!
Fine, fine, I'll announce another winner:
is the new winner of the Hana flat iron!!! Congratulations!!!