SMILING!I can imagine the conversation with the PR people:
PR: Mrs. B. you need to smile for the pictures.
VB: I'm not sure I can, I haven't done it in a long time.
PR: People won't buy your dresses if you look all pissed off in the ad.
VB: Oh. You're right. How is this? This is as much as it bends without cracking.
PR: That's great! Hold it... hold it... let him take the picture!
VB: Hurry up, it's starting to hurt...
PR: Done! Great! That was fantastic!
VB: Damn, I forgot how hard it was to smile. Can you photoshop the smile on the other pictures as necessary?
PR: Sure thing, Mrs. B.
VB: You're the best!
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PR: Mrs. B. you need to smile for the pictures.
VB: I'm not sure I can, I haven't done it in a long time.
PR: People won't buy your dresses if you look all pissed off in the ad.
VB: Oh. You're right. How is this? This is as much as it bends without cracking.
PR: That's great! Hold it... hold it... let him take the picture!
VB: Hurry up, it's starting to hurt...
PR: Done! Great! That was fantastic!
VB: Damn, I forgot how hard it was to smile. Can you photoshop the smile on the other pictures as necessary?
PR: Sure thing, Mrs. B.
VB: You're the best!
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I confess the thought of botox crossed my mind more than once. I want to get rid of the frown line between my eyes. While I enjoy the lines around my eyes, I cannot abide the one between them. The eyes around my eyes are a happy congruence with the years. I developed them by smiling, which I associate with joy. The frown line means unhappiness. It reminds me of unhappy life events. It's really more of a emotional issue than a cosmetic one.
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