Yes, that's me.
I am picky about panties, but it's because I have a hard time finding underwear that fits comfortably.
No, not because I have a huge butt or no hips at all, the flaw is not in my body... it's in these underwear designs!
I buy most of my underwear at Victoria's Secret, because honestly I don't know where else to find underwear. I mean Frederick's of Hollywood?!
If I go to Macy's or any other department store, I have to filter through all the grandmas panties, and if I go to Madison Avenue I have to pay $100 for one pair.
So I am better off at Victoria's Secret. And I love their Pink patterns, they make me feel 16 at heart (and at butt).
The problem I have with Victoria's Secret is that they have a lot of different styles, but most of them are uncomfortable for me.
Like the boyshort.
It looks adorable but ouch!!!
I feel like I have to keep pulling the fabric down because it just wants to ride up!
Is it just me? Is it a body flaw?
Look at this picture.
Do you think this cheeky style will always stay put like that?
Or will it migrate north?
Is it my body flaw?
At one point, about 6 months ago, I had found the perfect style, it was called something like V ruched-front bikini. It fit snugly and it was perfect! It had a V indentation of the fabric in the front and a wide enough back that didn't give you a constant wedgie. I was so happy. And then Victoria's Secret stopped selling it! Are you kidding me? Why????????
What was wrong with it? I would love to know why they retired it! Was there something wrong with it? It did not fit the average woman? Everybody hated it?
I mean, it's only human to wonder why the only pair that worked for me got axed! Or maybe it is a body flaw!
Fortunately, they have a new style that works for me: the new lace-waist string bikini.
No strings that cut into your hips, but a gentle lace band.
I am tempted to buy 30 pairs just in case they stop making this one too.
But at least I am saved from going around town commando! ;)
Oh, by the way, who picks the writing that go on these underwear? Prison inmates?!?!